Old Movie Night

Wednesday September 3 8pm, $5 donation

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  1. 119 Gallery says:

    Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) Directed by Nicholas Webster. With John Call, Leonard Hicks, Vincent Beck, Pia Zadora. Blast off for Mars… with Santa and a pair of Earth kids!

    This is truly the worst movie I have ever seen, but it really goes beyond that. Something this stunningly terrible simply had to be done on purpose. Every joke, every “special effect” every background, every costume is done without any kind of thought as to not looking like it was done in under fifty seconds. This film brings artistry to sub-mediocrity. Something so basely horrible defies the physics of cinematography. I could not make a worse movie if I spent absolutely no time at all making it. Someone really, really tried to make this piece of gold stink like a thousand dead scatologists. If you have a dollar on you the next time you pass by your local dollar store, do yourself a favor and revel in the worst thing you can imagine.